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**RING-RING**
The Pharmer: Thank you for calling the pharmacy how may I help you?
Patient: I think my girlfriend stole my medication! Can you look up when I got it last?
The Pharmer: Sure, give me one second to look up your profile...
Patient: When did I last get my lovastatin it seems to be gone?
The Pharmer: Looks like you last got it about 5 months or so ago. Would you like me to refill it?
Patient: Yeah, I'd like that. I guess I won't have to beat my girlfriend for stealing my medication now! I'm glad you got it there.
The Pharmer: Good, because I strongly advise against beating girlfriends. Thanks and we will see you in a bit
I didn't realize that someone would assume another person would steal their cholesterol medication. Let alone the idea for flogging a girlfriend for it! Guess I should have asked him if he needed his Clozaril filled too.